Grandpa: What did you say? Hope: (high tone) I said how was your doctor’s appointment. Grandpa: you don’t have to shout!!!! Hope: (high tone) Well you can’t hear me in my regular tone. Grandpa: Sure I can, say something. Hope: (regular tone) Did you know your neighbor has a crush on you? Grandpa: Yes, yes, it’s Stanley. Hope: (high tone) I’m glad you can hear so well. Grandpa: You don’t have to shout!!!! Hope: (high tone) Well you just said Stanley had a crush on you.
Did you hear that noise? I thought a car got hit, but the tire got puncture when it drove over that pile of glass that fell off the truck.
Now very carefully hold the can with that round tool over there. Then take that long thing, put it on the top, now take the hammer and hurrah a hole is punctured! ♦♦♦♦ Don’t you just love people that don’t know the name of the tools they are using? Yes I’m talking about myself too! ♦♦♦♦
ME: Hey! What the heck are you doing?
PEGS: What do you mean?
ME: Or should I say what the heck are you trying to do?
PEGS: Well trying to puncture little holes in these old CDs to use for decorations.
ME: Having any success?
PEGS: Are you kidding? You know me as soon as I get close to anything delicate, or try to make something delicate, it shatters. “old saying – I’m like a bull in a china shop”. Well I gave it a good try!!