Hope: I can’t believe it?
Dot: Oh! Shot-clog Abby left the building!
Hope: Yes!! She just walked right out without paying the lunch bill! What a shot-clog!!!
Mabel: I can still see her. Do you want me to give a yell? You know my voice carries for blocks.
Hope: Thanks Mabel, I truly love to hear your voice. Just let her go.
Dot & Mabel: We will just split the bill this time.
Hope: No, that’s okay. I’m going to send her a bill in the mail marked “payment due” in fifteen (15) days. Late charge $25.00.
We all looked at each other and said “great idea” and started “laughing so hard” our hats feel off.