Hope: Mable, Abby, Dot, Nins — Did you just hear that?
Abby: Yes I did!
Mable: Look over there!! What the heck is coming our way?
Dot: Watch out – duck!!! It’s bits of the statues from the main square!!
Nins: Hurry get under cover!!!!
Hope: The statues have been blown to smithereens!!! Everyone grab a colander/strainer to protect your heads.
Mable, Abby, Dot, Nins: What?
Hope: They are stronger than a bowl.
Dot: Hope is the only one I know that would have this many colanders/strainers.