Tailor 

By any chance do you have your clothes tailored? Wow! Your tailor does a fabulous job!

By any chance do you have your hair tailored to the style of the decade?

• Wow! The color of all your rooms seem to match the color of your garden flowers.
  • Wow! Your kitchen matches your vegetable garden. Great tailoring by your painter or should I say painters!
  • OM Gosh! Who did your wine cellar? You have a tailor for everything!

PEGS: Hurry! Hurry! We have to get to my tailor before they close!

ME: Which one? Kitchen? Cellar? Dining Room? Master bedroom? Bedroom #2? Bedroom #3? Den? Front room? 

Have a great day! HERS

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