Where are you? I know you are some where around here.
I know you have a secret hiding place, which means no one can find you.
Could you be hiding in the basement, cellar? Those are the only places that are underground in this house. Oh wait! We use to have old tunnels going from yard to yard. Did you find one that wasn’t filled in?
Could you be hiding in that strange looking costume from the 1950s? Really strange look, you might say it’s avant-garde.
Yes! I found you! I was so worried about you. Next time leave me a couple of clues, so I find you before dark.
Have a great day!